Mani-fuffles

Well, I was hoping that today would be the day when my commentary on the General Election might begin, all the candidates having been assembled and registered, any independent candidate platforms declared, and the national party manifestos all published.

But I see that from their websites that the Greens and UKIP have still failed to produce their manifestos. Get a move on, and stop fuffling about. How difficult can it be? It's surely only a matter of taking a copy of the old 2015 manifesto down the pub, with a red-ink pen, and updating them. :-)